This was my favorite part when I was a little brat with a bowlcut… Here’s the version with the Tom Petty song substituted in for Freddie and the Duke (if you’re into that).

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

“Derrr”

– Moz

The Penis is evil. The Penis shoots seeds.

Zardoz has spoken

SM in seersucker for his senior portrait

Welcome aboard Mike

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/stillgotit/9527702478/tumblr_lqo1zfiO9D1qzk8ev?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

The Roches – I Fell in Love (prod. by Robert Fripp)

… some real tough-guy music for ya.

The Roches – Nurds (1980)

Kid gets thumped in the face, and then tosses a gem in the ship.

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)